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var a = Math.random() + ""
var rand1 = a.charAt(5)

quotes = new Array

quotes[1] = "it's a bad three-toed sloth!"

quotes[2] = "If we all chip in with teeth, then I can hide them under my pillow and we can get enough money to buy a Sega DreamCast."

quotes[3] = "Who's my kitty, who's my mister kitty, my fluffy old pal?  Yeah, that's it, that's my mister kitty!"

quotes[4] = "Before the pulse had fully entered the chamber it had gone right through it and traveled a further 60 feet across the laboratory. In effect it existed in two places at once."

quotes[5] = "Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."

quotes[6] = "Or, at least, one-tenth of the cabin trunks were full of vivid and often painful and uncomfortable memories of her past life; the other nine-tenths were full of penguins, which suprised her. Insofar as she recognized at all that she was dreaming, she realized she must be exploring her own subconscious mind. She had heard it said that humans are supposed to use only about a tenth of their brains, and that no one was very clear what the other nine tenths were for, but she certainly never heard it suggested that they were used for storing penguins."

quotes[0] = "I've been going to this high school for seven years.  I'm no dummy."

quotes[8] = "We are now the Knights who Say... ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang-zoom-boing-mrowr!"

quotes[9] = "I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not, and I'm sick and tired of being told that I am. "

quotes[7] = "Let's just take a step back. No, I was wrong. I'm sorry. Take a step forward. Now take a step back . . . and then a step forward . . . and then a step back . . . and then we're cha-chaing."

var quote = quotes[rand1]

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